something I’m not really fond of is when someone asks you how your day was and you suddenly begin to sob like ok I guess I didn’t have a good day but I didn’t really realize it until now please stop looking at me

queenofmanatees

tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

goals.

queenofmanatees

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

sidheandvila

breelandwalker:

thatdamntrenchcoatangel:

joellamarano:

Well Tumblr it’s that time of the year again. It’s heart breaking I even have to remind people of this.

As we approach the Halloween season if you have a black cat [especially an indoor/outdoor one] it’s time to make sure they stay inside. Unfortunately around this time of the year people think it’s funny to harass and harm them. It makes me sick to my stomach but some people even go as far as to ‘sacrifice’ them. Most adoption groups won’t even adopt them out during this month. I’ve even heard of people trying to harass them when they see them sitting in windows of houses. It’s horrible and not funny but it’s important to protect them.

So if you or anyone you know has a black cat make sure they are aware of where the cat is. And if you see anyone hurting or harassing them [or any cat!] speak up, they can’t do it for themselves.

Reblogging because I’d cut a bitch if they hurt my baby boy, Ninja

Reblogging because THIS IS SO IMPORTANT PLEASE KEEP YOUR BABIES SAFE!

Keep a watchful eye out for other kitties whilst out and about, too. Help them stay safe during this uneasy time of the year.

Some of my new coworkers asked me about my acting and which genres I focus my work on. I wasn’t quite understanding, so they threw out some examples: drama, comedy, period piece, independent, romantic, commercial, etc. I told them that I am interested in working in all genres and that I’m not really limiting myself to my comfort zone. I also mentioned that I am really interested in working on a film where I get to wear FX makeup and look completely unlike my normal self. They thought it was odd that I’d seek out a project that would require me to look ugly, or cover my face.

laidbackperfectionist

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

make it stop!!